Chihuahua Water Only Bath

NEWS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Angelle

Un bait rapide mais rigolo

Ca commence par un mail un peu bizarre :

pSALUT C EST MONSIEUR KONE JE SUIS UN GUERRISEUR JE SOIGNE DES FEMMES QUI NE FONT PAS DES ENFANT ,DES GARCON QUI NE BANDE PAS , LA TUBERCULOSE , LA COQUELUGE , ETC POUR ME JOINDRE JE SUIS EN COTE D'IVORE

Sur ce, je décide de voir jusqu'où je peux aller, je réponds dans le même style :

MERCI POUR VOTRE MESSAGE QUI VIENT A POINT NOMMER

J'AURAIS BESOIN DE VOS SEVICES MAIS COMMENT FAIRE POUR VOUS JOINDRE ???

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP

Now it will go very quickly, something like an e-mail per day:

I GIVE YOU MY CONTACTS YOU CAN CALL AT 225 M 6614XXXX

225 6732XXXX

Me:

hello I can not call you I live with my mother she does not want me to take the elephone call for my personal then I think we'll stay by mail

I'm autistic j ' in life anymore that you can estce maider please?.?

Him:

hello sir I would like to inform you of the cons sutiation deve you told me how sick or how badly you suffer and you will say to follow the precote has voius treats

thank you

Me:

Hello I told you I'm autistic I do not go I have no home correspondence courses to advance now I'm a level 12 tank while jeai sually 16 and it is not serious but I beaucopu mastery of subjects as how I manage to finish rubikscube eh 13 nanoseconds.

The problem is my mother who does not want me communiquye with other people my age because she says I scare them jespere I do not scare the others when they see me beaucop many channels and some girls make big in my eyes I know if what it means fear.

Me jaimerais you aideia to cure my autism, I can go out and go out to play with others without being afraid of the sun that beats down my time in the month of August.
Tell me how you can help me .?.??
Maybe you can tell my mother that I'm sick of the cellar after it is cold and oh my god I think I saw a rat running through the grass. my god my god my god help me, fortunately I have the use rights of ordinatueur which is in the basement

Him:

c hello sir I would still tell you that, given the situiation gives me the name of your mother and her mobile number I vefait VAIT what I did for you either and some within the next 2 to 3 days your problem would be solved and it will amuse you leave out if I checked VAIT TODAY eight VAIT night and I tell you what to do

Me:

voulezz Hello you I give you the number of my mother, but why do not you go call my mother when meem

I'll see I'll think S'i because she knows I have given you emlle will still punish me and I do not like in the basement with the noise in black you never know what critters running around you.

stand today as I did beauoucpu of lecturre I'm glad I did advanced programe in my school but I was not allowed out even though I sometimes want to go take a bike ride.
Please help me help me

Him: hello

CMMT cons you will hold the position j MAIT have verified there are things bought as a white sheep to resolve the situation and small rule bill to be ready if you told me to start the serious things

Me: Hello and

déolsé of not having written earlier usually the weekend we go out with family and I have not had time to écrirre.

I am ready to begin serious things but what's that Stories of sheep?? I do not understand why you should buy a white sheep you go do him no hope Maol??

Him:

hello if I ask that I should peyas 2mouton c n is to help Africa was always a good marabou Besien sacrefisce jene not force you thank you

Me:

Ok I am OK for the sheep tell me what I must do me here I can not buy a sheep that is if I can Peinda soirtir go buy bread or croissants mas Maere not let me go out like that ...
Tell me what kind of sheep will have to use it if you could send me a photo of the sheep before it would be better for me to ee what happens thank you thank you mceric

And yet me

Yes rebonsoir desalted to bother you forgot to tell you if you want to call my mother's number is:
(001) 206-333-XXXX
She called it France GXXXX work extensively with Americans it is a business woman I hope you know you can talk thank you thank you thank you
I go to bed Give me news if you can send me a photo of sheep also

Good evening, Bertrand.

Him: ok sir

is left like that c is you who said you had a problem I do not work like that J have to do another chosse thank you thank you!

Oh no he will not escape like that!

Hello I do not understand your answer is that you want me now you do not want what happens??
Tell me how you work so tell me what I gotta do I do nothing.

Him:

hello to you using it you need the 2 the sheep can Koze thank you

Me: Hello I

comrpis well but as I've said Dija I can not Achert Sheep! By
against my uncle has a goat look at the picture I would put it estec for your business??
Or envoyuez me a picture of a sheep should I watch if I can do something. Thank
today that it will bientotu the weekend it goes I stress less I know we'll sortiur a bit this weekend and take it all air.

A more

Him:

it takes two white sheep as the pictures and then we verait

thank you

Me:

Thank you thank you for the picture now I see EXACTLY what I need Queila.
not gonna be easy but my uncle who was the goat may have also quzlques sheep leui I'll ask next time I see him next week as usual.
Are you telephoned my mother I give you his number? It fuadrait tell him we need sheep like that we would go to my onclie see if we can do something.
Thank you to the next Francis.

Him: hello

CMMT you going good I would like t inform that I have not

him again a minute later:

hello CMMT you going good I would like t inform that I have no phone Your

Always him another minutes later

Because J

And since then, nothing ... Zut Zut, I began to have fun me!