Monday, September 29, 2008

What To Write In A Congratulations Pregnancy Card



She not budge, she wants to go to Benin
Hello Miss Welsh,

I am very happy to read fesait because I worry about the delay accuse you before I answer.
I'm also happy for all the effort you give your hand to pull me out of business Miss.

But I regret to inform you that I can not afford to pay me a ticket because I'm very hurt me financially now that case almost all taken. I'm
orpheline.et I spoke a little problem I have here now Miss Welsh. Heritage
this is my only hope is to be able to resurface Miss.
I think the only way is to transfer to the bank account which I send Miss Welsh.

Done for the love of God, Otherwise, I ask you to come at the same time in Abidjan to return my Heritage.
I would pay the same ticket back to the United States.

I show you that I'm really sincere that this amount is all that remains for me to live Miss Gallois.ayez pity on a poor orphan girl.

I left my phone
Miss Welsh Tel: 00225 May 14 XX XX

We Miss 2solutions THE TRANSFER BY BANK TRANSFER OR GET YOUR MONEY BACK AND I ABIDJAN ADDITIONAL EXPENSES.

good evening and
Me:
Hello Miss Angelle,

I understand your difficulties but is it you can not do a little effort?!
Cotonou it is really not far from Abidjan!

We can not move us, we will be on a business trip. The only way is for you to come temporarily to Cotonou, we can take a hotel room, there are no problems.

For the transfer, I'll see, but we are in full preparation, and full caseload (excluding Master Jefferson records that are not classified!) Then it will have to wait our return from Benin, ie March 12.

I hope you understand. It would be nice easier to see in Cotonou!

Sincerely,

Miss France Welsh

Jefferson and Associates
She:
Hello Miss Welsh,

I am very happy to read and know that you do all you can to me that my heritage transferer.mais I'm in deep regret to say, I am unable to travel to Benin because my funds are very scarce I am reassured.

I think the best solution is that you make an effort to make this sum reaches me by banking or not the transfer agency is very fast and reliable Miss. That is to say

Western Union, I also want you to send my heritage in several post whatever SHIPPING because I did not choix.figurez Miss you. [She never understood that nothing can want?]

I have money somewhere to block thousands of miles from me and I'm suffering like a less than nothing. [Muhahaha it is really too strong]

Otherwise like you come to Benin next week, I ask you to take advantage travel to come to Cote d'Ivoire to get back the funds on hand propre.je you will pay for the ticket . Here is my last chance
possible my dearest, and I am confident that you succeed in this mission is very important to me. Without it
me life has no meaning Miss.

I really count on you and colleagues to get out of this hole, this ordeal.

Waiting to hear from you very soon Miss France.

Angelle Gabie
I tried everything to everything:
Hello Miss Angelle,

As you said Mr. Jefferson, we do not work
with Western Union.

If you can not go to Benin, it does not matter. We
will transfer to our return March 12.
From our side we can not make us in Cote d'Ivoire,
is not contemplated in our business trip.

But you could do a little effort. The Benin is not very far from
Cote d'Ivoire anyway! And you know the better affrique us.

short, we will keep you updated on our journey, and go to
March 12 for our return.

Sincerely,


Miss France Welsh


Jefferson and Associates
She sends me a message anxious before our departure:
Hello Miss France,

I am very delighted to read but I am sorry to say once more that I know also BENIN although I am no more I Afrique.en financial means. I already made a great effort in order to meet here is my personal needs.

I will never buy a ticket under these conditions avoin Miss France.je would like you to know it's impossible.
You are my savior, it's up to you to cure me of this gallery.

As Mr. Jefferson does not work with Western Union so I opt for the transfer bancaire.je will make an effort to wait for your return BENIN Miss.
One question, is it not possible to make this transfer before departing on your BENIN? [Bein eh love you so much!]

I am waiting to hear from you soon

very Sincerely

Angelle Gabie
zoooouuuuu And, we
envollons therefore to Benin. The
Following the next issue.

Richard Christian Hunting

I really count on you! Hello Miss Welsh

Warning

Mail collector

Hello Miss Welsh,

Thank you for all your efforts to make my transfer can be done.

Thank Miss Gardner on my part to these efforts as well.
Miss Thanks for your question, but I see you know me too! Jefferson and unfortunately Master and My Godfather Bertrand Laborit are at your side to better explain my situation of life here in Ivory Coast.

is a very long histoire.cette photo on my license, she is beautiful Radiant and yes I am aware that it reminds me tantdis souvenir.j good 'had gained weight, I wore contact lenses, my eyes look very good! in any case I was very nice to crack all the guys from the FCC.
the lifetime of my parents I wanted for nothing, I fesiat always very good to go anywhere!
Because my parents were wealthy parents and very respected.
Their death was very diffcult for me and I'm even at all perdu.je research by mafia person who seeks me to make me the skin.
So I change all my plans PHYSICAL aussi.car more I had the luxury of living with my parents.

I hope to find this feminine beauty that I had before. And the money you need to transfer me to the following account is all that remains for me to continue my studies vivre.et.

I trust you, why I made this confidence and hope that Miss Welsh is the same with you.

I hope to hear from you and very fbonnes news about my transfer Miss.

Good Day Miss!

Angelle Gabie
(emphasis added by me.)
Good I was a little taken, took me a week to respond to this monument:
Hello Miss Angelle,

I am really sorry for the delay of this message. We struggled to restore order in all the papers of Master Jefferson. He really fucked up before leaving, it's a real mess!
Know that brothel is currently under camisole and ban it out of the asylum. He was diagnosed as dangerous madman: (: (


We found the certificate of inheritance and transfer (in copie jointe), mais pas le document intitulé :
"Demandes non négociables à mademoiselle Angelle Gabie Koffi"
Il semblerait que Maitre Jefferson dans sa folie ait tout inventé et falsifié le document pour soutirer des photos de vous !! C'est totalement inadmissible et il a été radié du barreau.

Il reste donc à vous verser la somme de 34 500 dollars.

Pour accélérer les choses, nous avons pensé à un moyen :
Dans une semaine, le 6 mars, notre conseiller financier Maitre Cornwell et moi même devons aller à Cotonou au Bénin pour régler des papiers on another urgent issue.

Could you come in Cotonou, we could physically meet you and Koffi We Miss Cornwell Master and Miss Welsh?
We will deliver by hand the 34 500 dollars and all would be resolved.

We arrive Wednesday, March 5 at night in Cotonou, we have a slot free on Thursday 6 in the afternoon.

Keep us posted.

Sincerely,

Miss France Welsh

Jefferson and Associates
same time, I will also conduct a informal correspondence between France and Angelle on personal messaging France. By sending him pictures of another model and I hope to bring in Benin ...

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Broken Capillaries On Both Breasts



Let's put some order:
Hello Miss Angelle

We soon finished classifying the records of Mr. Jefferson.

Unfortunately they are incomplete!
In its folly it seems clear that Master William had several of his e-mails and letters. We miss a lot of documents!

Could you send us
- A copy of your driver's license,
- The sworn statement signed
- Your photos (requested by Mr. Bertrand Laborit.


Finally, Mr. Jefferson was apparently never went to the bank after his trip to Ireland! We have checked with the financial counselor, he never came!

Could you also send us your bank details for transfer?
If all goes well we will come back to the bank Monday and finalize the transaction with Mrs. Gardner.

Sincerely,

Miss France Welsh
She refers all, obediently, damage there is no error:
Thank You Miss Welsh,

I am very happy to lire.merci again for all the effort you made to me that the transfer can really be done.
But one thing I want to know why Master Willam refused to take transfert.il wanted to fool? [What is funny is that she does not understand that all my little world deceived from the beginning!]

following bank details for transferring

PAY TO: XXXXXX
Swift, XXXXXX;
FOR: UNION BANK OF TOGO (UTB)
XXXXXXXX

I send you some documents I have with me. I hope it will help you to make this the most transfet Miss soon as possible.

I have a photo of you and your professional card. [Ca you can always sit on it!] I want you to know Miss.j hope that voys do not mind.

atenta I'm in a sequence very favorable for this procedure bank.

Angelle
I therefore raise the bait this time with a female character. I know that behind the scam artist is a man (given the difficulty he had to provide photos of woman). I will try to profit by dulling his manhood. We'll see ...
Hello Miss Angelle,

Thank you for documents, it will greatly simplify our life with Mrs. Gardner!

We're still peeling papers Master Jefferson and it is now clear that he never went to the bank!
In fact as you peel all his bank statements because there are doubts about the legality of transactions that have made during his madness ...

Regarding your photos, I do not understand, this is not the same person as on your driver's license. Can you explain that??
[Watch out for his response to the next mail!]

Sincerely,

Miss France Welsh
Jefferson and Associates

Images Of Breast Of A Women Of 18

Problem with Master Jefferson!

Here's a little twist to spice up the affair
Hello Miss Angelle,

I'm Welsh Miss France, the French student of Master Jefferson.

Master Jefferson unfortunately had health problems, he can not answer that before long I'm afraid: (
He was interned in the hospital Psychatrie Sand Diego because he freaked out further last week, he said the voice of Bertrand Laborit everywhere!
In the office we are still trying to classify all its files and see if he has not done almost anything in his folly because it was very very weird and told all the time that Mr Laborit followed him!
He became totally crazy!

I'll take your case and see what we can do.

Can you remember where you are??

Hail.

Sincerely,

Miss France Welsh
Jefferson and Associates
And now the machine is restarted:
Hello Miss Welsh,

I'm very disappointed for the poor news that you just told me on my side Miss.Je pray for Miatre Jerfferson recovered very quickly.
I would also like to apologize for the way I behave toward you. [Woullla, her delirium sec] I was very hard on you during my procedure for my transfet fonds.Maitre Jefferson told me.

I am very glad it was you who took the front of things, because I beuacoup things to ask you and tell you about this transfer is still not effective on my side Miss .

Tell me how you made the virment and why you do not demand a receipt transfet after transfer. I want to know the name of the Bank that made the bank transfer.
I remind you that I have not yet received the receipt that will allow me to regain possession of my money.
I hope that all other aid recipients have already had their share! [But what she has to fuck??]
I am in Cote D'ivoire, precisely in Abidjan.
Rummage very well in the emails I sent Master Jefferson, you have my address.
I ask you to give me an explanation and clearly being clear about this process m'aboutit EVER!. [HAHAHA]

I hope you read my mail very well and you also notice that I'm at the end of my patience Miss.
I need as quickly as possible to receive this transfer.
Scan and send me very quickly.

chosetres Pray a lot to me, he want to hear anything like this favosa received is found or I do not know what.
I am really sorry for the tone but inquietude.cette understand my money is all that remains for me to recover vivre.je owe Miss took them all.
I hope you are with me for granted on this plan and that you will help me in that direction!

sincerely

Miss Angelle Gabie
We'll go slowly:
Hello Miss Angelle,

You confuse me with our Secretary Mrs. Jennifer Gardner was she who went to the bank first, when Mr. Jefferson was Ireland. Unfortunately it was a bit tired and had given a wrong account number. The bank had to cancel.

I'm looking in the papers of Mr. Jefferson.
I'll keep you posted!

Sincerely,

Miss France Welsh
Jefferson and Associates
Funny as they combine elements sent by several different people, tout ça pour essayer d'accélérer les choses :
Bonjour Miss Gallois,

je vous remercie pour l'information et j'aurai besoinde votre aide ,vous et Miss Gardner.car vous devez travailler en collaboration avec elle car elle est meiux placer et connait tres bien cet dossier .

Vous devez lui posez quelques questions au sujet de cet dossier et j'espere qu'ave son aide vous reuissez a me sortir de cet trou .

je suis toujours dans l'attente de vos nouvelles .

et j'espere avoir de bonne nouvelles Miss Gallois

Angelle

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Oultook Express Send Mail As Spam

BY FAX PLEASE!! VERY IMPORTANT

Chief, Chief, Dana ago he loses it!
Hello Master, I

very well received your mail but know that I could not open the document you gave me do not ... I talked to Mr. Jose and make me know that he would like you send the transfer receipt by fax for more security.
Here's fax number: + 225 2127 XXXX.

soon as you send the fax make me sign ...
Even if the transfer was done by me I need the receipt must show transfer to the Bank.

Excuse me if I tu have in my mail!! [Ah anyway!]

I expect from you

Angelle
Pompodom, I do not answer, I make the following even more incredible. By cons, she gets mad and sent me 4 (four!) Times the following message:
Hello Master,

I'm worried esters master. I went to the Bank with Master Hurtado as you advise but we have the banker always claimed we GOT DAMN THIS TRANSFER. [Hahaha]

I send you a fax that you I can fax it received without problem.

Fax received this for the love of Dieur mail me and give me confirmation Master.

I count on you.

Angelle
Well, always the same:
Hello Miss Angelle,

I tried to fax the receipt of transfer but unfortunately we can not send international faxes where I work . I'll try to suit me on my side.

From your side, have you tried to open it with Photoshop Elements CS 3 as I told you so? Or maybe you can apply directly to the banker to try to open it: it should succeed him!

Best Regards,
rebounds in the next episode!

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Hello Master,

I inform you that there is a big problem Master, I can not read the received master. I do not know how you scan the document but I don can 'read.

I would like you to send me the receipt as other documents that was very readable.


Why I managed to read all the documents and I can read receipt that is the last document, I find it very strange Maitre.

I ask you to make some very good scan the document and send it to me.

NB: there is no document in the file ok join

I'm still waiting for the scanner very well received and readable

Angelle
Very good!
Hello Miss Angelle,


I am very pleased that you are making progress with English! It's good keep it up in no time you even think like us that George W. Bush is the president who is best for our little darlings.


On receipt, I come here very well read. He was actually given by the head to the bank itself so that's why it's not like other documents that I sent you. Here I open it with software called "Photoshop Elements CS 3. Maybe you should try with it?

But are you sure you need the receipt? Why do not you check directly to the bank with Mr. Hurtado that the money has been paid?

Sincerely,

Grüt,
She can and shortens its messages to a minimum:
hello master,

I ask you to send me this once received More please.

or I send you a mailing address to which you bring faiisez mailed

I am waiting
Ahaha, I like it:
Yes back on stage,
That one sent me the assistant to the bank.
With a copy the same file can. And
vala-ty tu me that she now?!
Hello Master, I

very well received your mail but know that I could not open the document you gave me do not ... I spoke to Jose and me know that he would like me do you send a fax to more security.

Here is her fax number: +225 2127 XXXX.

soon as you send the fax make me sign ...

I expect your new

Angele
muhaha, too bad for her:
Re-Hi,

Calm you miss, we have not raised all the buffalo, you do not me thou.

I will resume the discussion with you when you become calmer.


For your information, my financial counselor I certify that the money has been withdrawn from the account issuer to be deposited into the account recipient.

Sincerely,

Pokemon Ruby Where To Get Cy

I have yet received the transfer!!

Good So she waits patiently received:
Hello Master,

Thank you for your message.je am awaiting the receipt of transfer which will allow us access to that money and we must present this receipt to the Bank before the withdrawal of money.

I really count on you to send me today this receipt is very important to me Master.

Why do you even do this transfer Master?
Your secretary of forgetting something!

I really tale on you.

I await the receipt of transfer to go today with Master Hurtado to the Bank.

Good Day Master William

Angelle
I have no time to respond, so the next day she surrenchérit:
Hello Master,

I do understand you and I'm losing patience master.
ceques But what happens at the end?
I did everything you ask me Master.
And you also know that since I received reminds you of the transfer even before you do the transfer Maitre.

And you're also aware that I after a bank transfer, you need to send us a receipt of transfer. Ceques should not be surprised that I not received this paper.

Why you entrust such an important matter to your secretary Maitre why?
[Yes why? I remember even more than elsewhere, I had to tell him but I found no where ... In any case the better:)]

I received this very quickly transfer Master, we're here Wednesday and I still received nothing from you. I'm still waiting

received this

Angelle
The bait dragging on I decide to turn in the most total madness, we'll see how far she is hanging
Hello Miss Angelle, I


apologize for the delay.


We had lots of problems because of a virus on your computer.
I hope it's fixed now.


I ask you not to make remarks about my secretary. It is our service for over 15 years and the one who takes care of all our banking procedures and it's always good then stop a little with your comments. When she read your mail it was very saddened and I had comforted her for 3 hours.


By last Saturday against the bank she had eaten too much stew (do we say this in French?) And under the weight of emotion and pressures flatulent, she made a mistake in the account number. She then had to be rushed to the hospital and the bank tried unsuccessfully to contact her when they are rendered account of the error.


But I returned to the bank this morning and everything is settled now.

Please find attached the receipts. Run now remove your hard-earned dough as quickly as possible before that lightning does s'abbate on the disbelievers (Ezekiel, Book 42, 4:19)


As for me I go to bed, I have been harassed at telephone by a man posing as Mr. Laborit, it's not funny and I hardly slept.


Sincerely,


Grüt,

And I can attach a file renamed to. Jpg. It irritates them forever!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Bosley Laser Combwork

CONCERN !!!!!

Back from trip, so I reassured her:
Hello Miss Angelle,

I returned from Ireland yesterday.


You say you have not received the transfer on behalf of Master Hurtado?
Can you check please?

I will go to the bank Monday afternoon to check.

Sincerely,
She:
Hello Master,

Finally I am very happy to read, I wish you the best return from your trip Mr. WILLIAM. I remind you that I received nothing as received.

course it is you who need to send me this proves that received transfer you make the transfer Maitre.

We go to the bank myself and Master Hurtado and the banker asked us a receipt of transfet that you failed to send.

Out before I received so much stress received the transfer that I understand your atitude Master.!

you must necessarily and inevitably send me this proves that received transfer you to the transfer of my inheritance on behalf of Master Hurtado.
If I have not received anything that proves you made the transfer and I think you are agree with me !!!!.

ONCE AGAIN I IS NOT BEEN RECEIVED AS OF TRANSFER.

ON MONDAY I WANT you to send me THAT RECEIVED VERY QUICKLY.

Regards to you!

Angelle
It turns around in circles ...
Hello Miss Angelle,

You say that nothing has been paid into the bank account of Master Hurtado?

It's very strange.

I myself will go to the bank this afternoon and will send you the receipt.

Sincerely,

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Donating Stuffed Animals Raleigh

Jokes Bertrand

Small discussion to sow disarray among Angelle, from the account of Bertrand (who died, as I recall.)
Subject: Message Paradise
Hello my Angelle!

I hope you're well on this poor land, that your troubles are gone and life goes well in Cote d'Ivoire!
Tell me that!


here that's life dream to Heaven, we have everything we want, time does not count anymore, only the pleasures of each moment is important!
I think a lot about you, even if there are many distractions (I found the countryside of my youth, I will not tell the orgies of paradise!)

I managed to find a small cyber cafe cloud behind the 37th, and I take the time between two lazy to write you this little message. I hope you will not mind.
I send you kisses 10 000 Paradise, I eagerly await your arrival, but take your time, making the most of your life on Earth!

Kisses
Your Bertrand

She did not answer, I repeated a few days later when I have just received an email from him on virulent Mail Jefferson
Subject: J ' love it when you get nervous
Angelle Hello my beloved!


Why did not you answer my last email?

But I tried to be nice!


Today I walk in the air, I venture a little outside of Paradise.

I went for a ride over the Ivory Coast and I got stack when you wrote a message to my lawyer moron! Ho you were beautiful when you get nervous! You're right it is stupid that lawyer as his feet, he must be tough!


Oh you make me shudder as my beautiful Angelle!

Rejoins moi vite au Ciel que nous puissions continuer ce que nous n'avons jamais eu le temps de commencer !!

Je t'embrasse avec une fougue baveuse, mon angelle !
Attention ça devient sérieux !!!
Objet : QUI EST VOUS ?
JE VEUX ETRE SITUE MAITRE WILLLIAM OU BERTRAND LABORIT
JE NE SAIS PLUS A QUI JAI AFFAIRE .
ON RACONTE QUE TU EST DECEDER EN VENANT EN COTE D IVOIRE .
JE RECOIT TES MAILS ENCORE
I DO KNOW MORE WHAT KINDS OF GAMES YOU ADONIS.
FRANKLY IF I WANT TO KNOW ALL THIS CIRCUS WAS A JOKE.
DONE KNOW ME NOW OK
Me: Why
you react like that my sweet Angelle?

I'm dead, yes, but I told you they had a cyber cafe in Paradise!

It may be too hard to understand for you mere mortals ... Ah

like Maxwell, George, James ... I miss ... I'm

I'll sit on my cloud record. I'll come see you at!

the best, I embrace my

Angelle ...... It
:
Subject: CALL ME
IF THE CYBER CAFE IN PARADISE IS TO SAY THERE ARE ALSO PHONE WHEN YOU CAN NAME IS NOW OK.
THE FACT IF YOU REALLY SAYS TRUE. I HAVE NEVER HEARD YOUR VOICE YOU WHY.
REMOVED ME THAT DOUBT OK

Hi Angelle Hehehe!

No unfortunately the use of phones is highly regulated in paradise: (: (: (

I'll see if I can imprint the cell phone of St. Peter! He has the right to call whoever he wants, he has all the keys.

But will have to negotiate, it's already not easy to approach ... You do not know how?
What can I say?


I kiss you, Your
Bertrand
It 's Unfortunately tired: (

What Causes Peel And Stick Tile To Shift

PLEASE SEND ME THE RECEIPT OF TRANSFER PLEASE!!

It is of course quite pleased, but I would still reserve many surprises
Hello Master, I am
really very happy to know that everything goes well then I wait as RECEIVED TRANSFER so I can go home Master Hurtado to give him the receipt for the amount he can withdraw without problem.
I leave you in the hope that you read very quickly.
Your Angelle
GOD BLESS.
My response: Hello miss
Angelle

My secretary went to transfer this afternoon
From HSBC

Jefferson and Associates to

The account of Mr. Hurtado


Everything is in order, the transfer should be effective Tuesday.

PS: I have received calls from a person posing as Mr. Bertrand Laborit. What's that? It has to do with you? She wants her
received!
Hello Master,
I am very pleased to learn that I agree with this new benefit thank you for all you do effeorts to reach me my money.

Regarding this person posing as Mr. Bertrand, I got it myself a message from Mr. Bertrand, I even wanted to tell you about!
I am also surprised that you Master.
But How do we master the WITHDRAWAL TO THE BANK IF WE ARE GOING TO RECEIVE THE TRANSFER OF THAT WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE BANK.
PS: WE URGENTLY NEED TO REMOVE THAT RECEIVED VERY IMPORTANT EST MR.
Please tell your secretary to send us the transfer received.
Although much has your Master.
Angelle
Hhehe during this time since I enjoy the account of Bertrand's pretty funny but will object to another post.
I told him that I had to leave Ireland. So no posts for a few days. Inevitably she gets excited :
Hello Master,

I'm really very worried because ever since I board received anything yet received as a transfer when it was agreed that on Tuesday everything would be effective then told me where do we stand with the transfer I 'm worried. I also want you to write me very quickly so I can feel better. I leave you in the hope you read very quickly.

your Angelle

GOD BLESS YOU